HUGE FREAKIN ANIMALS?

i want a HUGE FREAKIN ANIMAL (thats what she said;) but it has to be legal to own in louisiana. It can be exotic or domesticated...i dont mean like livestock..like something like a lepord or a bull mastiv...but i looked on google,but to no avail,i just want a animal thats REALLY big that people will look at and be like 'WTF!' and has to be under 2000$...i know im EXTREMELY crazy on this question. no need to tell me.